Wednesday, February 25, 2009

If You Don't Want It Repeated, Don't Tell A Grandma!

Grandmas are notorious for tellin any and everything about you that you have told them. They won’t even give you a chance to tell anyone else because they already spilled the beans. Once they find someone else that doesn’t know, that is it. They will spend hours on end talkin about you and everyone else’s business but their own. I know this from personal experience so if you don’t want heard again, don’t tell grandma.

She will repeat the story the wrong way or have insert something about her into the mix. You did this, she did this, this and this along with it. You ate at this restaurant, she went to that restaurant and this other place and went to this place a week ago and had this. Someone got married, she got married when she was this young and wore such and such dress.

Being a grandma gives you a lot of perks, you can tell everyone about everybody else's business and get away with it because everyone is afraid to say something to grandma about it.

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